Clever responses to pro-choice sayings

If someone says _____, then say...

"Keep your rosaries off my ovaries!"

• (If you're not Catholic) "What rosary? I just don't think you should have anyone killed."
• "Um... I don't want to go anywhere near your ovaries, thanks."

"If the fetus you save is gay, will you continue to protect its rights" or "may the fetus you save be gay."

• "If the fetus you abort is gay, does that make you a homophobe?"
• "Of course I will! I totally support gay rights!"
• "May the fetus I save be gay."

"My body, my choice."

• "Does your body have two heads, two beating hearts, and two types of DNA? No, I don't think so."
• (If the person who says it is a man because some people are seriously that stupid) "Unless you're trans male and you haven't had the transition surgery, you don't have a uterus and therefore your argument is invalid."

"You're anti-woman."

•  "Sex-linked abortion equals progress for women? Yeah, that makes total sense."

These will work for just about anything:

• Recite facts about biology.
• Say, "scientifically speaking, viability is overrated," and then use evidence to support that opinion. 
• Tell them that Chuck Norris is pro-life.
• Quote Kelsey Hazzard and say "there's no personhood fairy."