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Friday, October 9, 2015

One Direction needs braces! (satire)

(Let's pretend Niall never had braces for the sake of this post, okay?)

As the title says, the dudes in One Direction need braces. Why? So many people look up to them, and by having crooked teeth, One Direction is encouraging an unhealthy lifestyle! Having crooked teeth can cause these problems:
  • Swollen gums
  • Periodontal disease
  • Tooth decay
  • Cavities
  • Gingivitis
  • Improper chewing
  • Strains teeth, jaws, and muscles.
  • Broken teeth
  • Poor self-esteem
One Direction only encourages people to be unhealthy! Like/retweet/reblog this if you agree!

Sources:
http://www.webmd.com/oral-health/guide/crooked-teeth-misaligned-bites

http://www.mccarldental.com/blog/crooked-teeth-affect-health/


This is exactly how you sound when you criticize celebrities for being fat. Just saying.

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