Why you shouldn't listen to those anti-choice fanatics (satire)

1. Their arguments can only be supported by religion. Because only religious people oppose murder.
2. They hate women, the same way opponents of slavery hate white people.
3. They care more about a non-sentient clump of cells than the rights of the pregnant person. Parents of severely disabled children should be able to dismember their children if they're causing any inconvenience. Anyone who says otherwise just wants to control your decisions.
4. If the fetus they save is gay, they wouldn't continue to protect their rights. Because all anti-choicers oppose gay marriage and that means they want to kill LGBTQ+ people.
5. They don't care about people who have been born, the same way opponents of child marriage don't care about ending poverty.
6. They're all old white men. And old white men are looking awfully strange these days.
7. They don't understand biology. Zygotes and gametes are the same thing. When will they learn that?